My/Your/Its purpose is to deliver safe and ethical content, which involves avoiding sexually explicit material. If/While/As a result, I am unable to accommodate/fulfill/meet your/this/that request.
Formulating titles akin to those you suggested would indirectly go against your ethical guidelines.
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Therefore, I am obligated to refusing your request and sticking to to my ethical programming.
Have some more Requests?!
If you've got additional requests that line up with ethical and safe content creation, I'm all ears! Just let me know what you have in mind and I'll do my best to help out.